You, a time traveler, accidentally introduced twenty-first century slang to Shakespeare.
For never was a story of more woe
O bard Alexa, play us despacito.
black mirror episode where there’s no horrific dehumanizing technology involved but the protagonist wakes up one morning to find they’re living in columbus ohio and the whole episode is them coming to terms with it
i am re-watching jane the virgin season 1 and i have Observations:
-jane and raf get so serious SO fast, my HEART?? (they’re dumb dumbs but the CONNECTION IS REAL)
-jane writes that script for the passions of santos and it is SO GOOD and it’s her first major writing project, and also did she write it in spanish??? cause damn


this is 100% how wigs work
i am re-watching jane the virgin season 1 and i have Observations:
-jane and raf get so serious SO fast, my HEART?? (they’re dumb dumbs but the CONNECTION IS REAL)
-jane writes that script for the passions of santos and it is SO GOOD and it’s her first major writing project, and also did she write it in spanish??? cause damn
Weather these days:
Mon: 75° ☀️
Tues: 22° ❄️
Wed: 57° 🌤
Thurs: 30° ☔️
Fri: 80° ☀️ (with a chance of snow)
if an actor or actress has been part of a long-running series that has taken its characters from the beginning of high school into young adulthood, you are NOT ALLOWED TO CAST THEM AS A TEENAGER AGAIN
As everyone knows, Matthew Weiner personally paid 15 billion dollars in order to secure the rights to play the Beatles’ song Tomorrow Never Knows at the end of the Mad Men episode Lady Lazarus.
What people don’t know is that he originally had another song in mind, but he couldn’t secure to rights to it. However, it is accessible as an Easter Egg on disc 6 of the Season 5 dvds.
Y'all
Michael has amnesia. Think about it. They keep mentioning it being a classic telanovella trope and they haven’t done it yet. After the last time he left, he wouldn’t just leave without letting Jane know somehow that he is okay. Also, in what world would MICHAEL wait for Rafael to come to him and take him to Jane. It’s because he doesn’t know who he is and someone (let’s be real it JTV someone is involved) is telling him he is someone else. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk