tagged → #veep #truly amazing #queued

autopilot-disengaged:

definitivelysarah:

"No homo" cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit

margaretolson:

this is so upsetting why do you do this elisabeth moss

margaretolson:

this is so upsetting why do you do this elisabeth moss

this picture is so calming to me 

this picture is so calming to me 

I’ve seen our future.

well, one way or another i’m returning to italy this year

buttwyatt:

the dude crop top trend is creepin up but i think i have an idea where it all started

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buttwyatt:

i didn’t do my homework but i did do this

the theme is “ladies in nyc crossing their arms and standing near public transportation”

the theme is “ladies in nyc crossing their arms and standing near public transportation”

saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

jonbutter:

when will the bullying end

jonbutter:

when will the bullying end

tagged → #john mulaney blog

just made a pb&j sandwich to bring for lunch tomorrow and now i can’t stop thinking about eating it

anjuhlean asked: OH MY GOD THEY SET THIS UP FROM BE COOL. IF YOU LOOK AT THE SCENE WHERE MINDY ENTERS HER APARTMENT TO FIND IT ROBBED, SHE'S NOT WEARING EARRINGS AND SHE JUST GOT BACK FROM DANNY'S. AAAAH FUCK THIS SHOW AND ALL THE DETAILS.

overanalyzingtelevision:

HOLY SHIT

THIS *SHOW*

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(WEARING EARRINGS IN GREEN JACKET)

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NOT WEARING EARRINGS IN GREEN JACKET

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#teamproposal2014